the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
we are the illuminati of generation Y
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
sexual orientation: powerful female antagonists
90% of my problems would be solved if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fuck down
WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU heck
ur so cute i just want to punch u in the face
when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between